Everyone’s Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey

by Evee Bubblebutt

December 11, 2020

NPL Week 11 – RESULTS!

The struggling Tichorrhines continue to CRY, BABY, CRY, while the Jaws-of-Life are the next to fail to CARRY THAT WEIGHT of the NPL Title Belt. The Minotaurs were able to score ANY TIME AT ALL against the Sausages in PRIIIIIIIME TIIIIIIIME! It’s the Week Eleven results, The Beatles theme!

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Bettle Blue Tits Break Even

by Evee Bubblebutt

NPL Week 10 – RESULTS!

The Javs jackhammer, the Baboons beatown, the BB Cannons bamboozle, and Axell assaults!

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The NPL Title Belt Still Seeks Its True Master!

by Evee Bubblebutt

November 16, 2020

NPL Week 9 – RESULTS!

Brandon and Ryan engage in a Rocky-esque slugfest, LeScoot pushes out a Cleveland Steamer all over the Minotaurs, Jerry bounces back from his first loss with a shutout victory, and the Vapulaters put a stop to the Rock Lobsters 1-game streak as the NPL Title Belt holders!

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The NPL Title Belt is a Burden That Many Cannot Hold for Long

by Evee Bubblebutt

NPL Week 8 – RESULTS!

There’s an opposite to déjà vu. They call it jamais vu. It’s when you meet the same people or visit places, again and again, but each time is the first. Everybody is always a stranger. Nothing is ever familiar. It’s another week of divisional rivalries!

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Ghost Cheerleaders Have Spirit and Vampire Puns Suck!

by Evee Bubblebutt

October 30, 2020

NPL Week 7 – RESULTS!

It’s the Halloween Edition of the NPL write-up! Get your Harley Quinn make-up ready, strap on that knee brace for your Joe Exotic costume, take a few treats from your candy bowl for yourself, and let the magic begin!

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