Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

by Evee Bubblebutt

November 2, 2019


NPL Week Seven – Results!

Or is the Week Seven Write-Up gonna be Bohemian Rhapsody themed?

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The Cari Bous Rise to the Top of the Psychic Division!

by Bernard Bagelbite

October 16, 2019


NPL Week Six – Results!

The Minotaurs finally get that win that has been eluding them, the Sausages and Tichorrhines compete for the longest win streak in the NPL, the Rock Lobsters get demolished, Joel returns the rental NPL Title Belt to Corey to avoid late fees, and Ethan gets fisted by the Killcows!

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The Minotaurs Are Free Fallin’ Like Tom Petty With An Anvil Parachute

by Lauren Ipsum

October 9, 2019


NPL Week Five – Results!

The A-Bombs are a dud, the Killcows get bullied, the Baboons get knocked off their high horse, the Ballerinas lose an important part of their wardrobe, and the Bous start to look like a real threat!

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The JeStErS Never Fail to Entertain the Court!

by Bernard Bagelbite

October 4, 2019


NPL Week Four – Results!

A bunch of losers lose to the same teams that beat them already! The Jellyfish of Emily start heating up with their second win in a row! The Androids pull a no-show and still almost claim the overtime victory! And the DaVena Ballerinas look to get their hands on the NPL Title Belt in PRIIIIIIIME TIIIIIIIME!

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Ethan Wins Because His Opponent Doesn’t Show!

by Benedict Undersnatch

October 1, 2019


NPL Week Three – Results!

JDIII proves he is both the best and the worst QB in the NPL, the Emily fans supporting the Jellyfish get their first victory, the Cutthroats require little effort to defend the Title Belt, and the Jaws of Life host the LeScavengers in Prime Time!

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