The Sausages Divide the Zeros to Open 2019!
NPL Week One – Results!
After an off-season to let the rage ferment, the Braggadocios go on the Seer Cup Loss Revenge Tour, and the Jennifer Jellyfish of Emily try to impress their new home crowd, while the offensive prowess of the best divisions in the NPL are on display as all 14 Prophet and Oracle Division teams top 30 points!
The NPL 2019 Preseason Buffer
News, updates, and just some random tidbits before the 2019 season gets under way!
2018-19 NPL Championship – Who Drinks from the Seer Cup?
NPL Playoffs – SEER CUP!
The Seer Cup, a 138 year old tradition that started on the coast of Norway in a small fishing village, was originally an elaborate dodge-ball game with teams of fifty squaring off in the public square. The game evolved into modern day football, but the trophy – a large silver goblet filled with fish and gravy – remains to this day, sans the fish and gravy. 137 times the Seer Cup has switched hands, and 137 hearts have been broken attempting to grasp that elusive trophy.
As tradition dictates, the 138th Seer Cup is once again played in the small, coastal city rich in Norwegian heritage: Stubbtown, WA.
With the Seer Cup in Sight, the Final Four Do Battle!
NPL Playoffs – Conference Championships
And like that… there were two. Chris does his best to continue the spoiler train against their division rival Steven Sausages in the Clairvoyant Conference championship, while the BB Cannons and Braggadocios slug it out in a Psychic Division showdown for the Soothsayer Conference title. Winners to the ‘ship!
Can the 6-8 Cannibals Expect Success Against the 12-2 Zeros?
NPL Playoffs – Divisional Round Write-Up
The Braggadocios embrace the underdog role at home, hosting the 10-4 Berkenbile Baboons! The Jason JeStErS welcome the BB Cannons for their first home playoff game in team history! The Steven Sausages look to continue their eight game winning streak, hosting the Wrecking Balls of Rachel! The 6-8 Chris Cannibals continue to play spoiler, visiting the 12-2 Kelly Zeros! It’s the 2018 NPL Playoffs – Divisional Round!