Ethan Ebow Involved in Locker Room Altercation
Ethan Ebow, the controversial quarterback of the Evil Entities, was involved in a heated argument in the locker room following Wednesday night’s practice.
Ebow was seen on his knees bathed in a heavenly glow from an unknown source, shouting toward the sky “Father! Give me more time! I need more time!” Sources described the scene as deeply moving, having a profound effect on Ebow’s teammates.
“When he started levitating toward the light, I was freaked the **** out, man”, said All-Pro WR Ethan Edelman. “And where the **** was that heavenly chanting coming from? What the ****!?”