The Cannibals Stun the Minotaurs on the Road!

by Bernard Bagelbite

November 9, 2021

NPL Week 9 – Results!

The NPL considers moving kick-offs to a more reasonable 9pm on Sundays, to accommodate the “whoops I forgot again” team managers that fail to make it to kickoff on time! Jennifer and DaVena continue to distance themselves from the rest of their division! The Auspex Division fails to collect a win against the Foreteller Division! And the Rock Lobsters sneak ahead of the Jaws-of-Life in the standings! It’s the NPL, Week 9!

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The Zeros Defense collects a Zero with a Shutout at Laci!

by Lauren Ipsum

November 5, 2021

NPL Week 8 – Results!

The NPL Title Belt Curse strikes agian! The Javs frustrate the Micropolitans in overtime! The Blue Tits knock the Jaws-of-Life down a peg or two! Tha Lobstas make a push for the division lead! The Jellyfish continue their dominant season!

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Berkenbile was the Wrecking Balls killer all along!

by Lisa Largenips

October 29, 2021

NPL Week 7 – Results!

The call is coming from inside the house! We’ve got company! Run! There’s something out there! The forces of evil are beyond your understanding! Trick or treat! It’s an extra spooooooky write up! Cuz this is thriller!

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The NPL Title Belt Curse Strikes Again!

by Benedict Undersnatch

October 22, 2021

NPL Week 6 – Results!

The Micropolitans and the Wrecking Balls both playing for undefeated! The Jellyfish and Ballerinas look to leave the rest of the Sage Division in the rear view mirror! The Samuel Sackbuts continue their impressive rookie campaign! And the Laci Labeorphiles claim the lone winning record in the Auspex Division! It’s the NPL… WEEK SIX!

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Does anyone still want to play?

by Benedict Undersnatch

October 12, 2021

NPL Week 5 – Results!

The NPL sets a new low with NINE teams failing to show up for their games, despite multiple reminders. This more than doubles the previous no-show record. Half of those that did show up are in various states of frustration, having to lose to their opponents, while their division rivals are simply gifted a win. It’s a dark day for the NPL.

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