The Wild Card Round Gets Wild!
NPL Playoffs – Wild Card Round
The Javelineers visit the division rival that pulled down their banner and wiped their asses with it. The BB Cannons go on the road to remind a rookie franchise just what suffering is meant to be like as a fresh franchise in this league. The Androids’ programming confuses the slow moving human minds of the Steven Sausages. And the Cutthroats cut loose on the Evil Entities. We’ve got highlights, stats, play-by-play calls, and plenty of alcohol to drown away the end-of-season depression for those players watching at home. It’s the NPL Playoffs, 2020!
The NPL Awards – 2020
For Some, It’s Done – For Others, the Grind Continues!
NPL Week 14 – RESULTS!
Week 14 is in the books, which means it’s time to round out the year with a look back on our NPL Rewind segment. Roll film. We don’t have film? We’re text only? Fuck… I didn’t prepare for this. Let me write something up real quick.
Some Teams Score More Points Than Their Opponents!
NPL Week 13 – RESULTS!
Berkenbile rolls over and exposes their bellies to the Reremice in a display of submission! Ethan and Rachel settle their disputes by smashing bodies together! DaVena doesn’t like to accessorize and is quick to give the NPL Title Belt away! The BB Cannons show the Rock Lobsters a really good time in PRIIIIIIIME TIIIIIIIIME!
It’s An Offensive Explosion for Week 12 in the NPL!
NPL Week 12 – RESULTS!
Five games spill to overtime, four teams dominate on offense, three players are killed in action (an NPL all-time low!), two teams play in PRIIIIIIME TIIIIIIME (that’s pretty standard) and one team doesn’t even bother to show up at all. It’s the NPL, Week 12!