Jennifer Jellyfish Extend Jeff Jenstettler
The Jennifer Jellyfish are looking to build on the success of last season, and one of the key factors that needed addressed this offseason was the extending of veteran QB Jeff Jenstettler. Jenstettler, 30, was among the best last year in passing from the pocket, baking pizza pockets, and eating Hot Pockets without getting the runs. However, at 6’0″, Jenstettler was a frequent victim of the batted ball at the line of scrimmage, ranking 12th in the league in pass deflections.
Josh Takes on Rachel in the Greatest Game on Earth
2018 Seer Cup
The Seer Cup, a 137 year old tradition that started on the coast of Norway in a small fishing village, was originally an elaborate dodge-ball game with teams of fifty squaring off in the public square. The game evolved into modern day football, but the trophy – a large silver goblet filled with fish and gravy – remains to this day, sans the fish and gravy. 136 times the Seer Cup has switched hands, and 136 hearts have been broken attempting to grasp that elusive trophy.
As tradition dictates, the 137th Seer Cup is once again played in the small, coastal city rich in Norwegian heritage: Stubbtown, WA. The majestic Stubb Field holds 120,000 excited fans of all ages, as the Josh Javelineers look to create a new legacy of champions from under the shadow of the greatest QB to ever suit up in the NPL, Josh Von Joshersire. They’ll face one of the youngest yet most dominant franchises in the NPL in their first of what is likely many Seer Cup appearances, the Rachel Wrecking Balls.
The Javelineers!
The Wrecking Balls!
The Seer Cup!
NATIONAL PICKS LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP!
Who Goes Home? Who Goes to the ‘Ship?
2017 NPL Playoffs – Conference Championships
It’s the 1’s hosting the 2’s in the NPL Conference Championships! Can Adam survive another OT playoff game? Can Kevin take down the top team in the NPL playoffs? It’s Adam at Josh! It’s Kevin at Rachel! Winners to the ‘ship!
Can Joel Michael Jowell-Jollsberg Carry the Struggling Juggernauts Offense to Victory?
2017 NPL Playoffs – Divisional Round
The rested division champions play host to the survivors of the Wild Card round. JDIII versus Le’Scooton Bell, Adam Ademma versus Fran Ryanton, Rack Rickles versus Stevey O’Steveyhan, and Kev Kthulu against the legendary Joel Michael Jowell-Jollsberg. It’s the second week of the NPL Playoffs
Jennifer and Steven Do Playoff Battle as Two of the Best Offenses of the Clairvoyant Conference!
2017 NPL Playoffs – Wild Card Round
Two powerhouses in Ryan and Brent clash, while Ricky looks to improve on his Wild Card exit last year, and Steven makes like a tailgater, bringing the Sausages to the playoffs for the first time since the Steamrollers were relocated. It’s the NPL Wild Card Round!